Ouaaaaaaahm, kurota kwakadii. Uku kurara maawa gumi nemanomwe pazuva hakugone kuve kwakanaka ... Zvisinei, ngatione kuti ndezvipi zvinhu zvitsva zviriko munguva pfupi yapfuura ... Eing? Kutsvaga shamwari? Ndiri Tusk here? Tete vanoverenga vachidzokera kumashure? Meter yetimu kuti uone kuti ndiani ane iyo yakareba? Asi ... asi ... asi ... Aaaaaaaaaaanda, nhasi ndiApril 1, zuva revasande vasina mhosva munzvimbo zhinji dzenyika. Ini ndato nzwisisa zvese!
Ndiwo maziviro andakazozviita ini neChina. Ehe hongu, senge ese Kubvumbi 1th, inopembererwa pazuva revasande vasina mhosva kana raApril Fool (revaAmerican), uye kubva kuBlizzard havapotse kana kupenga. Gore rega rega kwave kuine majee nezve kugadziriswa mune ramangwana, uye senguva dzose, ndiri kuzokumbira Chromie kuti avhure raibhurari, kuti ndione shanduko dzakaitika mumakore apfuura.
- Joke yekutanga yezvose, zvine hukama neWoW, yaive mugore 2004, mutambo usati watengesa. Mukupisa kweruzivo rwuchibika, mujaho mutsva wekutamba wakauya Oiri-misoro ogres. Izvi zvisikwa, maererano neruzivo rwavakapa, zvaizodzorwa nevatambi vaviri panguva imwe chete, mumwe wavo achitora hunhu. Ivo vaigara vachienda muboka, uye ivo vaive chaiwo makirasi maviri mune rimwe (musoro wevarwi uye musoro wen'anga, semuenzaniso).
- In the 2005Kana mutambo wacho watovepo, vakatirova nemajee matsva. Mumwe wavo, ndinofunga vanhu vazhinji vanozozvitenda, sezvo ichiteedzera sevhisi iripo mune mimwe mitambo yemavhidhiyo, iyo Pandaren Xpress. Zvinonzi, chibvumirano chakange chasvitswa pakati peBlizzard nePandaren Xpress (vhezheni yechikafu cheChinese chiripo muUnited States, Panda Xpress), kuitira kuti nekunyora chete / panda mumutambo iwe unogona kusarudza menyu yechikafu cheChinese, chakasimbiswa neMutambo Master uye vakauya nazvo kumba kwako.
Mamwe majee akatambidzwa gore iro aive nezvakawanda zvine chekuita neiyo nyowani PvP maitiro. Zvinonzi, iyo yazvino system (uye ichiri kuenderera nanhasi) yekuita PvP kurwisa… Warcraft PvP mishandirapamwe yainzi yaizobviswa. Kuenda kune imwe tavern, uye kugara pamberi pemamwe makomputa echinyakare, mushandirapamwe wakatanga. Hazvina kumbo "Orcs zvinopesana nevanhu" zvaive zvechokwadi.
Ivo vaisanganisira iyo warbucks, iyo yaisanganisira mune iyo, pese pawaiuraya hunhu kubva kuchikwata chinopikisana, iwe waiwana "bheji" raunogona kuchinjana nekofi mumatavern. Iyi kofi yakupa iwe akawanda akasiyana mabhenefiti. Zvakare, kana iwe ukaunganidza makumi mashanu akasiyana, ivo vakakupa iwe voucher kuti uve nekofi yepakati-saizi muhupenyu chaihwo.
- Takatosvika kune rimwe remakore andinofarira, mune majee ebenzi aApril, iyo 2006. Ivo vachiri kufunga kuti ndedzipi nhengo nyowani dzaizobatana neAlliance neHorde, vakataura kuti nderupi rudzi rwunopinda muAlliance: Iyo Wisp. Iwo madiki mweya anokomberedza mwenje wemwedzi uye Darnassus akaziviswa kuti aiswe muAlliance panzvimbo yeDraenei. Kugona kwake kwaive ... kuda kuziva. Vakazviuraya kudhonza mana uye kubvisa zvinobatsira zvemashiripiti, yakawedzera mweya wayo nenzira ine hutsinye, payakazoita muti, asi inoderedza dhodhi rayo nematemo ...
Asi parera rakatorwa nechiziviso che Chigaro 1.11.0, nezvimwe zvakasarudzika ... ndoda kuziva. Mamwe maparera aive, semuenzaniso, achigadzirisa "bhagidhi" iyo yaibvumidza vanogunun'una kushandisa zvombo zviviri-ruoko panguva imwe chete, mubatanidzwa mutsva wekirasi yemagnomes, iyo druid (bere cub uye kitten mafomu ave kuwanikwa !!), Kurasikirwa neruzivo kwehusiku elves nguva dzese pavanosvetuka, ma paladin anokuvadza zvakanyanya kana vakashandisa machira ... uye kana vakapfeka rokwe rakaenzana, kuwedzera kwakanyanya, huwandu hwekupinda kushanu kumakomba pazuva (zvakapukutwa zvinosanganisirwa). .. huya, ini ndaigona kupfuudza chinyorwa ndichiti shanduko dzakaunza chigamba, asi ipapo handingataure nezve chero chimwe chinhu xD.
- Ngatifambei tiende mberi 2007, iyo yaive yakati rebei yegore risingafadzi mumajoki ane chekuita neWoW. Ini ndangowana imwe chete, kwaive kugadzirwa kweheti nyowani nemainjiniya. Ngatione, ngatidzokerei kunguva. Iyo inochengeterwa zvombo yakawedzera kana kushoma ichangovhurwa uye vanhu vazhinji havana kugutsikana kuti vaigona kuona zvaakapfeka uye zvaasina, saka, kubva kuBlizzard vakavapa iyi diki joki. Nguwani yetinfoil, iyo yausingakwanise kumuongorora kubva mumutambo, kana kuona hunhu hwake muzvombo, uye zvaunogona zvakare kuona vamiririri veCIA, vakadai seAgent Scully! Majee akanaka, asi zvishoma bland zvichienzaniswa nemamwe makore.
- Uye kare, kubvira gore 2008 Ini ndatotanga kurangarira, kubvira pandakaridza. Ndichiri kurangarira iro idzva reHero kirasi ravaizoenda kuunza neRufu Knight, iyo Bardo. Kuti utambe kirasi iyi, iwe waifanira kushandisa iyo keyboard nenzira isinganzwisisike (pasina kurova kwakatenderedza gwenzi, yaive yakaita segitare) uye yaishandisa yakavhenganiswa system yemaroni, combo mapoinzi uye Guitar Hero. Kana tikawedzera kune izvo matavi maviri ematarenda akaziviswa (Metal, Punk Rock…), tine kirasi yaizondiuraya… asi ichiseka. Icho chinongedzo uko chiziviso chinoitwa ndicho chinotevera http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml Vakazivisawo kusvetuka kukuru, mukana wekutamba WoW kubva kunyaradzo. Iine inoshamisa 2D nharaunda, mauri iwe kwaunogona kufamba mune chero eanomwe mafambiro. Zvekare, ini ndinosiya chinongedzo zvirinani, nekuti chero zvarinotaura, zvishoma nezvazviri chaizvo. http://www.wow-europe.com/es/moltencore/
- Kuuya kumagumo erwendo urwu, tinosangana negore 2009, mandiri ndinofanira kutaura kuti inoruma seye hake. Majee maviri akaziviswa. Shanduko system kutamba kurwa, yaunogona kusangana nayo, zvese uri wega uye muboka, uchikwikwidza kuona ... ndiani anotamba zvirinani. Uye ikozvino, wandinotamba naye (uye nehama dzangu dzese neni) aive ... ne paakaita pagomo gadziriro. Ini ndakafara kwazvo, kuona kuti ndedzipi shanduko dzaivepo, uye ini ndakawana ichi chiri chekutanga chevaviri. Ndakakanganwa kuti raive zuva ripi, uyezve… ndakaruma. Muchi shambadziro, zvakatsanangurwa kuti hurongwa hwaizoiswa munzvimbo yekugadzirisa makomo aunazvo, kungave nekuwedzera pombi yekuzadza, amburera kana chero chidimbu chemotokari. Mamwe maprank akaziviswa, asi iwo haasi eWoW ane hukama (Starcraft's Tauren Marine, semuenzaniso).
- Kupedza, gore rino rinosara, rave richishamisa huwandu hwemajee anga ari. Nzvimbo yezvombo, battle.net match inowana, iyo E-Peen, kuti uone kuti ndiani ane chakareba kupfuura (iro bhaa remidziyo, chokwadika), battle.net neural service, Diablo machira anopisa, aine mutsago unokuba iwe mweya ... Majee akanaka kwazvo, akandiita kuti ndisekwe kwemaawa akati wandei sezvavakawanikwa.
Chokwadi ndechekuti ini ndinoda ruzivo rwemhando iyi, vanoita mutambo padhuze uye vanotibvumidza kuti titsauswe zvishoma. Uye iwe, wakadya gore seni here? Iwe unofungei nezve majee ebenzi raApril?