Curiosities - Humor: Amasebe amathathu ombingeleli

Kule veki: Ukuhlekisa: Amasebe amathathu oMbingeleli.

istikisi

Sele ziiveki ezimbalwa okoko kwapapashwa icandelo lecuriosities kwaye salivula eli candelo kulo nyaka ngenqaku elincinci elimalunga neklasi yabefundisi. Inqaku kwithoni ehlekisayo osithumelele yona elnathNjengokuba esixelela ngokwakhe, umlingane osuka kubuzalwana bakhe uyibhalile kwaye bafuna ukuyabelana noluntu. Ke masibulele IMasklin igalelo lakho.

Awungekhe ulahlekelwe IINKOLELO ZESISEKO ZOMBINGELELI KUNYE NEZIHLOKO EZAHLUKILEYO KWIITALALI.

Iimpawu

Indoda embi yombingeleli, imbi kakhulu kangangokuba iyabamba ukukhanya kwaye ayikuvumeli ukuba kuphume kuye, yiyo loo nto ithoni yayo emnyama.
Akanakusela lubisi kuba ubukho bakhe nje bumenza abe muncu kwaye asike.
Ikofu ithathwa ngaphandle kweswekile kwaye ngqo kumenzi wekofu.
Kanye ngonyaka wesihlanu we-EGB wabeka isikhonkwane kwisitulo sikatitshala wezibalo… uyinkwenkwe embi kakhulu.

Ukulungiswa

Akalunganga, akakhohlakele, akakhathali nokuba kwenzeka ntoni kwihlabathi liphela, akaqhele ukuba nabahlobo abaninzi, ke ugxile ekusindiseni ubomi bomntu omnye okanye ababini ngokufanelekileyo, akenzi uchitha amandla akhe ekukuphiliseni, ukhetha ukuba ungaziva zintlungu kwaye abanakukwenzakalisa, kodwa xa sele uza kufa, ubona ngekona leliso lakho, ukuphuma kwamawaka ezibane ezincinane emzimbeni yakho «umhlobo umbingeleli idiski» ngakuwe kukunika ukukhaba kobomi.
—- IINTSHUKUMO ZOKUSHUMAYELA ZOQEQESHO LWABABingeleli BOKUQALA OLWAHAMBA IHLABATHI LE-AZEROT—-
- Sukundijonga kanjalo, nam ndiyoyika ... kulungile, abahlobo bakho bafile, ke ngoku?
- Awonwabanga? uyaphila !!!… ewe… intombi yakho… bendisoloko ndicinga ukuba uyinjakazi, unokufumana enye…

-Andinaso isangqa sokuphilisa, hayi, andiphilisi i-25k, hayi, andinayo i-30k yemana, ndingakuvulela i-portal eDalaran? ... hmm ewe kunjalo, sele ndiyenzile , nyathela kolo daka luhlaza ngaphambili, hmm luyakusa eDalara ……

-Ukuba ndiphilisa uhlaselo ... kulungile ...
-Ufuna ukuba ndikuxelele ntoni, andibonanga ukuba kukho nabani na kuni obizwa ngokuba nguRaid.

Ngcwele

Uyinkwenkwe elungileyo. Abangcungcuthekisi abayithathi isandwich yakhe esikolweni, bekungekho mfuneko, ebesele ephethe iisandwitshi ebhegini yakhe elungiselela wonke umntu kwaye wenza umsebenzi wasekhaya weklasi yonke kwangaphambili. Ude walungisa iimviwo zabantu bonke phambi kokuba utishala azi ukuba yeyiphi imibuzo aza kuyibuza !!!
Ubeka iinzame ezingaka emsebenzini wakhe kwaye ufuna ukuwenza kakuhle kangangokuba xa sele ebonakalisile ukuba ngumkhohlisi kwaye ngoku eli qela lihlwempuzekileyo linengxaki yobuntu kathathu.
Naphi na apho anyathela khona, ingca iyakhula ibuyele umva, uhlala enxiba iimbadada zerabha ukuze ingenzeki njengaseSholazar Basin, eyayisakuba yintlango.
Uyaphilisa kwaye uphilisa kakhulu, ungumhlobo wabo bonke kwaye unesimo esihle kangangokuba naxa eswelekile uyaqhubeka nokuphilisa, ungomnye wabo bakuthumelela iposikhadi yeKrisimesi kunye nama-34 ngaphezulu ukuqinisekisa ukuba bafumane ukuvuyisana kwabo.
Bayathandwa kugqatso, kodwa banika izinambuzane; ujonge phambi komphathi, ukulungele ukwenza inyama encinci, xa isandla sichukumisa intamo yakho kwaye ilizwi elizolileyo likuxelela "uxolo, kodwa unelebheli ngaphandle" okanye "unamanqanaba angalunganga ayi-10 abotshiweyo" .. Ngamanye amaxesha uziva ngathi ufuna ukubabetha, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo uya kubabetha kuqala ukuze ungabinangxaki.

* Okwangoku eli qhinga lifunyenwe ngokupheleleyo, lihlawule kuphela ukuzibulala oku-2. Ngokwenyani, uye walandelelana kwaye uhlala ephethe ikhadi elibotshelelwe entanyeni yakhe elithi "MUSA UKUVUSELELA".


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