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Ouaaaaaaahm, liphupha lini elo. Ukulala iiyure ezili-17 ngosuku akunakulunga ... Ngapha koko, masibone ukuba zeziphi izinto ezintsha ezinje mvanje ... Eing? Ufuna amaqabane? Ngaba ndiliTusk? Umakazi ofunda ngasemva? Imitha yeqela ukubona ukuba ngubani owona mde? Kodwa ... kodwa ... kodwa ... Aaaaaaaaaaanda, namhlanje ngu-Epreli 1, usuku lwabangcwele abamsulwa kwilizwe elininzi. Sele ndiqonda yonke into!

Ndazifumana njalo ke ngoLwesine. Ewe ewe, njengazo zonke Nge-1 ka-Epreli, ibhiyozelwa ngemini yabangcwele abamsulwa okanye iApril Fool's (yabaseMelika), kwaye kwiBlizzard abayiphosi okanye baphambane. Rhoqo ngonyaka bekukho iziqhulo malunga nokulungiswa kwexesha elizayo, kwaye njengesiqhelo, ndiza kucela uChromie ukuba avule ithala leencwadi, ukuze abone ukuba loluphi utshintsho olwenzekileyo kule minyaka idlulileyo.

  • Ihlaya lokuqala lazo zonke, ezinxulumene neWoW, lalikunyaka 2004, ngaphambi kokuba umdlalo uye kwintengiso. Ngobushushu bolwazi olubilayo, ugqatso olutsha olunokudlalwa lwaphuma, i Ii-ogre ezimbini ezinentloko. Ezi zinto, ngokolwazi abalunikezeleyo, zazizakulawulwa ngabadlali aba-2 ngaxeshanye, omnye wabo ethatha ulawulo lomlinganiswa. Bahlala behamba kwiqela, kwaye babeneeklasi ezimbini kwelinye (intloko yomkhosi kunye nentloko yomlingo, umzekelo).
  • Kulo 2005Xa umdlalo sele ukhona, basihlasela ngeziqhulo ezitsha. Enye yazo, ndicinga ukuba abantu abaninzi bangayikholelwa, kuba ilingisa inkonzo esele ikhona kwenye imidlalo yevidiyo, IPandaren Xpress. Kuxelwe ukuba kufikelelwe kwisivumelwano phakathi kweBlizzard kunye nePandaren Xpress (uguqulelo lwetyathanga lokutya laseTshayina eUnited States, iPanda Xpress), ukuze ngokuchwetheza / ipanda kumdlalo ungakhetha imenyu yokutya kwaseTshayina, kuqinisekisiwe yi-Master Master kwaye bayizisa ekhayeni lakho.
    Iziqhulo ezingakumbi ezazidlalwa ngaloo nyaka zazinento yokwenza nokutsha Inkqubo yePvP. Kuxelwe ukuba, inkqubo yangoku (kunye neqhubekayo) yokwenza umlo we-PvP… iphulo leWarcraft PvP kuthiwa liyakususwa. Ukuya kwindawo yokutyela, kwaye uhleli phambi kweekhompyuter ezithile, iphulo laqala. Zange "iiOrcs ezichasene nabantu" zazinyanisile.
    Babandakanya ne IiWarbucks, eyayiqulathe apho, qho xa ubulala umlinganiswa kwiqela eliphikisayo, wawufumana "ibheji" onokuyitshintshisa ngekofu kwindawo zentselo. Le khofi ikunike inani lezibonelelo ezahlukeneyo. Kwakhona, ukuba uqokelele ama-50 ahlukeneyo, bakunike ivawutsha ukuba ube nekofu ephakathi kunye nobomi bokwenyani.
  •  Sele sifikelele komnye weminyaka endiyithandayo, kule joke yeziqhulo zika-Epreli 2006. Ngelixa babethathela ingqalelo ukuba ngawaphi amalungu amatsha azokujoyina i-Alliance kunye neHorde, baxela ukuba loluphi uhlanga oluza kujoyina uManyano: IWisp. Ezo ziporho zincinci zijikeleze ukukhanya kwenyanga kunye noDarnassus zazisiwe ukuba zibandakanywe kwi-Alliance endaweni ye-Draenei. Ubuchule bakhe babunomdla ... Bazibulala ukuze bachithe i-mana kunye nokususa iziphumo zomlingo eziluncedo, yonyusa umoya wayo ngendlela ekhohlakeleyo, xa yaba ngumthi, kodwa yehlisa i-dodge yayo ngamazembe ...
    Kodwa iperile yathathwa sisibhengezo se Isiqulatho 1.11.0, kunye nezinto ezithile ... ubuncinci bokwazi. Ezinye iiparele, umzekelo, zazilungisa "i-bug" evumela ama-rogues ukuba asebenzise izixhobo ezibini ezinesandla esinye ngaxeshanye, indibaniselwano yodidi olutsha lokudityaniswa kwee-gnomes, i-druid (ibhere kunye neefom zekati ngoku ziyafumaneka !!), Ukuphulukana namava kwi-elves yasebusuku ngalo lonke ixesha bexhuma, iipaladins zenza umonakalo omkhulu ukuba zisebenzisa ilaphu ... kwaye ukuba zinxibe ilokhwe efanayo, ukunyuka okubalulekileyo, ubuninzi bezinto ezi-5 zokungena emhadini ngosuku (ukusula kubandakanyiwe). .. yiza, ndingaligqithisa eli nqaku ndisithi loluphi utshintsho oluzise isichibi, kodwa emva koko andizukuthetha ngenye into eyenye xD.
  • Masiqhubekele phambili 2007, eyayingunyaka obutofotofo kwiiprowu ezinxulumene neWoW. Ndifumene enye kuphela, eyayikukudala umnqwazi omtsha ziinjineli. Masibone, masibuyele kwixesha. Indawo yokugcina izixhobo ibisandula ukuvulwa kwaye abantu abaninzi abonelisekanga kukuba bayakubona ukuba unxibe ntoni kwaye akayintoni, ke, kwiBlizzard babanike le ntlekisa. Umnqwazi we tinfoil, apho ungenakumhlola kumdlalo, okanye ubone isimilo sakhe kwindawo yokugcina izixhobo, nalapho unokujonga khona iiarhente zeCIA, ezinje ngeAgent Scully! Ukuqhula okuhle, kodwa kancinci xa kuthelekiswa neminye iminyaka.
  • Kwaye, okoko unyaka 2008 Sele ndiqala ukukhumbula, kuba bendidlala. Ndisalikhumbula iklasi entsha yeHero ababeza kuyazisa ngeKufa Knight, the Bardo. Ukudlala le klasi, kufuneka usebenzise ikhibhodi ngendlela engaqhelekanga (ungakhange ujikeleze ityholo, bekufana nesiginci) kwaye usebenzise inkqubo exubeneyo yeembaleki, amanqaku e-combo kunye neGitare Hero. Ukuba kulonto sidibanisa amasebe amabini eetalente abhengeziweyo (iMetro, iPunk Rock ...), sineklasi eya kundibulala ... kodwa sihleke. Ikhonkco apho kwenziwa khona isibhengezo yile ilandelayo http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml Bakwabhengeze ukutsiba okukhulu, ukubanakho kokudlala iWoW kwiingqokelela. Ngeendawo ezintle ze-2D, apho ungahambela kuyo nayiphi na indlela ye-8. Kwakhona, ndishiya ikhonkco elingcono, kuba nantoni na eyithethayo, incinci nento eyiyo: http://www.wow-europe.com/es/moltencore/
  •  Ukuza esiphelweni solu hambo, sidibana nonyaka 2009, apho kufuneka nditsho ukuba iyaluma njengehake. Kwaziswa iziqhulo ezibini. Inkqubo yotshintsho umlo wokudanisa, apho unokudibana khona, wedwa kunye neqela, ukhuphisana ukubona ... ngubani odanisa ngcono. Kwaye ngoku, endandihamba naye (kunye nabo bonke ubuzalwana kunye nam) waye ... no yeentaba intaba ulwenziwo. Ndonwabe kakhulu, ukubona ukuba luphi utshintsho olukhona, kwaye ndiyifumene eyokuqala kwezi zimbini. Ndilibele ukuba ibiyintoni, kwaye ewe… ndiyaluma. Kwisibhengezo, kwacaciswa ukuba inkqubo izakubekwa endaweni yokulungisa ii-mounts onazo, ngokongeza umbhobho wokukhupha, isambrela okanye nayiphi na into encinci yezithuthi. Ezinye iipranks zabhengezwa, kodwa azihambelani neWoW (umzekelo ngeStarcraft's Tauren Marine).
  • Ukugqiba, lo nyaka uhleli, obelikhangeleka lihle iziqhulo esele zikhona. Indawo yokugcina izixhobo, umdlalo ofunyenwe kwi-big.net, i-E-Peen, ukubona ukuba ngubani owona mde (isixhobo sebhari, kunjalo), battle.net inkonzo ye-neural, iingubo ze-Diablo ezifudumeleyo, ngomqamelo okuba umphefumlo .. Amahlaya alunge kakhulu, endenze ukuba ndihleke iiyure ezininzi njengoko zazifunyenwe.

Inyani yile yokuba ndiyazithanda iinkcukacha zolu hlobo, benza umdlalo usondele kakhulu kwaye basivumele ukuba siphazamiseke kancinci. Kwaye wena, wawutya unyaka njengam? Ucinga ntoni ngeziqhulo zesidenge sika-Epreli?


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