This week: Humor: The Three Branches of a Priest.
It's been quite a few weeks since the curiosities section was published and we opened the section this year with a small article about the priest's class. An article in a humorous tone that you send us elnath, as he himself tells us, a colleague from his brotherhood has written it and they want to share it with the community. So let's thank masklin for your input.
You can not lose BASIC CONCEPTS OF PRIEST AND ITS DIFFERENT BRANCHES OF TALENTS.
Shades
The bad guy of the priest, he is so bad that he catches the light and does not let it come out of him, that's why his dark tone.
He cannot drink milk because his mere presence makes it sour and cut.
The coffee is taken without sugar and directly from the coffee maker.
Once in fifth grade, he put a pin on the math teacher's chair… he's a really bad boy.
Discipline
He is not nice, he is not evil, he simply does not care what happens to the rest of the world, he does not usually have many friends, so he only concentrates on saving the lives of one or two people effectively, he does not waste his energy on healing you , You prefer that you do not feel pain and that they cannot hurt you, but when you are about to die, you see out of the corner of your eye, how thousands of little lights come out of the body of your «friend the priest disci» towards you to give you a kick of life.
—- CELEBRATE PHRASES OF THE FIRST PRIEST DISCIPLINE THAT FOOT THE WORLD OF AZEROT—-
- Don't look at me like that, I've been scared too ... okay, your friends are dead, so what?
- Aren't you happy? you're alive !!!… yes… your girlfriend… I always thought she was a bitch, you can find another…
- I do not have a healing circle, no, I do not heal 25k, no, I do not have 30k of mana, may I open a portal to Dalaran for you? ... hmm yes, of course, I have already done it, step on that bubbling green puddle in front, hmm will take you to Dalara ……
- That I heal the Raid ... okay ...
- What do you want me to tell you, I didn't see that any of you were called Raid.
Sagrado
He's the good boy. At school the bullies did not take away his sandwich, it was not necessary, he already carried sandwiches in his backpack for everyone and did the homework for the whole class in advance. He even corrected everyone's exams before the teacher knew what questions he was going to ask !!!
He puts so much effort into his job and wants to do it so well that once he overrepresented a rogue and now this poor rogue suffers from a triple personality *.
Wherever he steps, the grass grows back, he usually wears rubber sandals so that it does not happen like in Sholazar Basin, which used to be a desert.
He heals and heals a lot, he is a friend of all and he is so good-natured that even when he dies he continues to heal, he is one of those people who send you a postcard for Christmas and 34 more to make sure you get their congratulations.
They are loved in the raid, but they give the creeps; you are concentrated in front of a boss, ready to make mincemeat, when a hand touches your neck and a calm voice tells you "sorry, but you wear the label on the outside" or "you have the wrong tier 10 fastened" ... sometimes it makes you want to to punch them, but surely he will hit them first so you don't have to strain.
* Currently this rogue is fully recovered, it has only cost him 2 suicides. In truth, he has had sequels and he always wears a card tied around his neck that says "DO NOT REANIMATE".